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Archive for February, 2009

Zindagi jaise ek saza

by Anurag Bhatia in

Get your Online Identity

Check your Mobile Bill

SMS Torture

by Anurag Bhatia in

1)Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai …
Dil Mein “Naa” Hain …

Hoton Pe “Haan” Hai …
Dil Mein “Naa” Hain …

Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: “Mere Paas Maa Hai …”

2)Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii …
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii …
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

3)Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana …
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana …
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Waah! Waah!
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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!

4)Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …
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Waah! Waah!
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Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …
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Waah! Waah!
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Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!

5)Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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“Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!”

6 )Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter …
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter …
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Waah! Waah!
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!

7) 2 Cockroach Gaana Gaa Rahe Thhe : “Aashiq Banaaya Aapne” …
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Dono Marr Gaye …
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Because Gaana “HIT” Tha …

8)Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai …
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai …
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !!

9)Premika: “Aisa Khatt Likho Sajna, Ki Meri Umar Beet
Jaaye Padhne Mein … “
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Premi: “$@# % #$ @ $ %#$ &&*
!@#@ &&*( )(&% %#$% %#$%#$
!#@!# ?< ":::<< $%^$% %#%"
@#@#!! ? #$%^ $#$%&<<
#%$%”"}}+ !@?? “: @@#$$$?:@!!
Le Padh !!!”

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